Sweet She-Cattle of Seattle!

A lot of my titles are exciting, aren't they? At least, they're excited.

Try this, kids at home! (Kids at home, don't try this.)

I insufflated a packet of salt once for $1.37 and some laughs. It was a Wendy's, vaguely early, and an awful memory. Salt burns.

The weather's nice now, and I'm glad. I'm tired of bad weather, or at least seasonally-inappropriate weather.

Is it weird that I use small-talk in my blog?

Maybe.

When you count with your fingers, do you start on the index finger or the thumb? I used to start with the index finger, but now I start on the thumb. I think it looks more interesting.