Friday, April 30, 2010

I Wanted To Call You Stupid, But I Thought It Would Be In Bad Taste

You know who you are.

Wait. No you don't. Are you even real?

Is this real? I mean, like, seriously, man, yeah. What's reality anyway?

Dig it! All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up.

The weather was absolutely crazy yesterday. First it was just cloudy, then it drizzled, then it rained, then it cleared up, then it rained and hailed and stopped and started again and got windy and the rain got stronger and stronger and stronger and stronger and then it stopped.

Whew, I'm out of breath.

(I'm actually not, but don't tell anybody. It ruins the illusion.)

I miss you, GOB.

2 comments:

  1. It's fine. I call myself stupid every time I see a mirror.

    God of Blood is a weird thing to miss.
    That movie was terrible.

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  2. You don't have to like it, but a mirror model is needed of the United States. This mirror can stop us from being so unbelievably disrespectful. (Applause.) Thank you very much. It's just that in the middle there was a guy named Howard. I'll give you a glimpse of his wisdom. He told me that to look into the mirror does not always reveal pleasant surprises. You don't have to freak out, but you could go on with this metaanalysis forever. A lot of it has to do with French flying monks. (Laughter.) Thank you very much. You know, once these patterns manifest, you need surprises. How many of you would not agree? I believe that a mirror is by far not as nice as a photo panorama. Once you take the time, it becomes easy for the brain to connect this information with what we know of the United States. Look into the mirror model. You are looking at the health of the United States. All of a sudden, you can see the beauty sink in.

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