Friday, April 23, 2010

Good News Everyone!

After a week of awful weather, today it's fantastic and everybody's busy. I guess I'll go for a walk. But first, I'm doing this.

Any of you big enough Futurama fans to have read the title in Professor Farnsworth's voice?

I don't have internet or cable in my apartment anymore. It's frustrating.

There's a flier for a restaurant called Spaghetti Warehouse that's free of spelling errors in all but the one place that actually matters.

What?

In all seriousness (no, seriously), I have no idea why I suddenly got back in the swing of making posts. Last time was because I was bored and it looked like if I went anywhere there'd be a reenactment of The Wettening from Invader Zim (get a body bag; the seriousness of this paragraph didn't make it. I'm sorry). I doubt you read this (you certainly don't follow) Peter, but I will get that back from you, along with my still mysterious 2008 Christmas present. But today's not like that. Maybe I'm still bored. Seriously you guys.

I always thought having an eidetic memory would be fantastic. Then I realized that I'd rather stay away. You get to figure out why. Or (why) not.

I tried to make three labels of Orange on this post, but it wouldn't let me.

Orange.

1 comment:

  1. This is crazy.
    Your real blogs are full of whimsy. Your mind is a trove of underground and underused pop culture and grammar.

    Man.

    When asked, I was able to reproduce Farnsworth's voice in my head, but I don't naturally think in his voice, luckily.

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