I'm Burnin' To Death!

Meet Boris Policeband (or don't. It's not like he's here). He was a musician that nobody knows about from a movement that even I can barely call music. That's right folks: No Wave.

Little to nothing is known of Boris. A former roommate said that for the two months they lived together, he had spaghetti with a jar of Ragu for dinner every night. He played with the NYU symphony orchestra, but he always had a police scanner strapped on.

Do you care? No. Did you just read the post anyway? If you're reading this, yes.

A panther can carry twice its body weight into a tree.

Now THAT'S science!